IS.... THE WEEKLY FROG Statues of chickens have been added for those who like that sort of
Good evening dear reader. The Weekly
Frog is live from a Nubian buffalo Therapists under Moray Firth. This
packet of crips is none other than Freddie "thighs" Banjo. Mountaineer to
the stars and poverty champion of 1987. I see that Mrs. Gladys Murgatroid
has switched on the all leather Gramophone. You know the
Great heaping piles of Eric Estrada! The media is in an
orgasmic state not seen since November 5th. Finally the media has true
vindication that their claim George Bush is evil, and hated everywhere in
the known, and dare I add unknown universe. Everything that has been
accomplished in Iraq was for naught and we will lose the war on terror.
America will be hated forever in the Arab world.
All this was
accomplished with an ordinary pair of shoes.
The morning shows,
famous for their hard hitting news pieces on pound cake and the latest
diet fad were quick to jump on the Buster Brown Band Wagon. "Mr. Bush's
message of progress was
eclipsed in Baghdad by a sign of his unpopularity.
... The symbolism wouldn't have been lost on Iraqis, for whom shoes can be
used to show extreme contempt, as with the footwear beaten against the
statue of Saddam Hussein toppled by Marines five years ago." That was one
hell of a shoe. The LA Times, known for it's fair and balanced reporting
somehow worked Joe the Plumber into the story although they never asked if
the sole hurling aggressor was actually a qualified reporter with a
license and everything. So if I have this correct President Bush's entire
8 year tenure can be summed up with a pair of loafers thrown by a man with
very bad aim. It must be true that journalism is dead in
One last thing before I go to bed. The liberals accuse the
right of branding all Muslims as terrorists. However now the same people
are pointing to people chanting death to Bush in the streets and holding
shoes on the ends of poll and saying this is proof that all of the Muslim
world hates Bush. Doesn't this also mean that the entire Muslim world are
chanting death to Bush?